Kim Kardashian got engaged and had a baby and still got out-Googled by Beyonce who hasn’t even bothered to drop a single.
shout out to the 90% of my followers that dont like reblog or message me at all but still follow me for some reason
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
im only 9, clefairy
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME CALLED AGAIN?!?!
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
"It always seems impossible until it’s done."-Nelson Mandela (via lifeofverity)